tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25184989.post463122795375235492..comments2023-12-27T09:10:12.642-05:00Comments on SOCIAL ZYMURGY: THE CULTURE OF BEER: A Hair Of The Porn That Bit YouJenny Jenny Flanneryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25184989.post-29935371583493394332007-11-16T12:35:00.000-05:002007-11-16T12:35:00.000-05:00I remember "Behind the Green Door" very well. It ...I remember "Behind the Green Door" very well. It was unlike other 70s porn in that it took itself pretty seriously. <BR/><BR/>I can't watch modern porn. All the womens' balloon boobs look like they're about to burst any minute, it makes me nervous.vikkitikkitavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25184989.post-85180580330966134492007-11-16T11:50:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:50:00.000-05:00you know, come to think of it, I think I once saw ...you know, come to think of it, I think I once saw an ex-rated Woolie Willie with a different part of the anatomy drawn on the cardboard... I wonder if you can still get THAT kid, and how many different styles can you make with THAT?Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06843124493633147728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25184989.post-56251457726233611032007-11-16T11:48:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:48:00.000-05:00SKY DAD: jeez, isn't that where you got all YOUR ...SKY DAD: jeez, isn't that where you got all YOUR secret, sexual knowledge, at church sleepovers? Shit, i never woulda' gotten no action whatsoever if it t'wernt for church sleepovers!! <BR/><BR/>meanwhile, Doc, a brilliant piece of writing yet again that makes anything *I* pen seem pointless, dull and booor-iing. Maybe I should stop cranking out the text and let it sit an' simmer a lil' bit more like you do: less McDonalds and more plum pudding, or whatever the hell that shit is that you make and then stick in the back of the fridge for the better part o' a month...<BR/><BR/>Then again, YOU don't have to take antidepressants to keep from jumpin off a bridge and both of y'all are workin...<BR/><BR/>What th' hell was I talking about?? Oh, porn!!<BR/><BR/>Yes, though we have more streamlined models these days, I can tell you from very RECENT research that while the angles are getting more complicated and more and more openings are being licked, sucked, chewed and cornholed by more and more people, both sexes appear to be bored out of their minds while doing the sex act and the banshee cries of "oooh, god, yes, fuck me bum, fuck me bum!!" less than 2.5 seconds after penetration do NOTHING for me whatsoever. I tend to turn the volume down completely because the vernacular is so incredibly stupid (and so no one else might hear, do ya' ken?)<BR/><BR/>I'm not a big fan of hair, but back in th' day, people actually ENJOYED sex on camera. If anyone knows of a good cross breed-- relatively hairless actors who nonetheless enjoy a good, revifying bounce-- lemmie know. I might even be tempted to pay perfectly good $$$ to see it.Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06843124493633147728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25184989.post-84815010186352458122007-11-16T11:31:00.000-05:002007-11-16T11:31:00.000-05:00Nicely done Doc, and good gosh I had a "Wooly Will...Nicely done Doc, and good gosh I had a "Wooly Willy" when I was younger! I also had that toy in the picture... Bada boom, crash! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week...<BR/><BR/>And did you really think that you could sneak in the line "I saw it as a double feature on a sleep-over with a buddy of mine from church." without having that questioned? Please explain...SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.com