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Why Don't We Get Drunk by Jimmy Buffet
I really do, appreciate, the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?
Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?
The Mexico Song by The Refreshments
Here comes another song about Mexico
I just can't help myself
I lost my old lady
Got my lures got my bobbers now I'm gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found some hookers and lost my erection
So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home
The good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas
And drink warm beer
perfect for a Friday, no??
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've read, brew has been getting ugly people laid for some time now and should be commended for providing this invaluable service. Beer goggles, while not the most noble of the tools of man, are not to be denigrated.
ReplyDeleteBeer didn't always seem to work in my case. I think the problem was that *I* was drinking too much and my date not enuff.
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