I have been tagged. Most of the time, I don’t answer these sorts of things because I don’t have much time to write and when I do, it was so long ago that I was tagged that I can’t even remember who it was that tagged me. But I decided to answer this one because Madame E said I wouldn’t ever answer.
So, here goes:
A- Available or single? Unavailable, but I do enjoy making out with strangers.
B- Best Friend? Matt and Eion, but I don’t get to talk to them much anymore, since we moved.
C- Cake or Pie? Not much for either. Peach pie I guess.
D- Drink of choice? Coffee, Beer.
E- Essential item I use everyday? Pocketknife.
F- Favorite color? Green, like money.
G- Gummy bears or gummy worms? Bears, and not the sour ones. Yuck!
H- Hometown? Hanover, Ohio.
I- Indulgence? Cheeseburgers, Beer.
J- January or February? Feb., because of Groundhogs Day!
K- Kids and names? Yes, I have kids, and yes they both have names. This is kind of a sore spot with me. When the first was born, I wanted her middle name to be Danger, so the rest of her life she would be able to honestly say, “Danger is my middle name!” I was overruled. I tried again with the second and was overruled again.
L- Life is incomplete without? Flannery, of course!
M- Marriage date? Now why would I take a date to my wedding? How rude!
N- Number of siblings? Four.
O- Oranges or Apples? Now you are comparing two different things. I don’t know how to answer.
P- Phobias or fears? Drowning. I have almost done it once.
Q- Favorite Quote? There are so many, I’m not sure I have just one. How about “Beware of any enterprise that requires a new clothes,” Henry David Thoreau. Or when asked by the press about his brother being arrested for public drunkenness Oscar Wild responded, “Well, he has been known to take an alcoholiday.” I’m not sure that I have quoted either one of these gentlemen correctly, but it goes something like that.
R- Reasons to smile? How about another quote? “The mouth of a contented man is filled with beer,” unknown author, 2200 B.C. Or oral sex.
S- Season? Fall.
T- Tag 3 or 4 people? I am the last of everyone I know to answer this silly quiz, so there aren’t a lot to choose from. George W. Bush, Ben Franklin, and Alice Cooper.
U- Unknown fact about me…I have eaten bugs and loose change, and I am a chronic “mooner”.
V- Vegetable that you don’t like? Brussels sprouts.
W- Worst habit? Smoking, lazy, mooning, cranky in the morning, the list goes on and on…
X- Why is there no “X” question? ‘Cause there are so few “X” words and most of them sound like “Z” anyway. What about, “What’s the most X-rated thing you have ever done?” I would like to hear from my three tags on that one.
Y- Your favorite food? Cheeseburgers. I wish it was something more exotic than that, but what can I say besides “Where’s the beef?”
Z- Zodiac? Scorpio, the most sexual and moody of all the signs
Well there you have it Dear. There are my A B C’s. Any Questions?
Doc
So, here goes:
A- Available or single? Unavailable, but I do enjoy making out with strangers.
B- Best Friend? Matt and Eion, but I don’t get to talk to them much anymore, since we moved.
C- Cake or Pie? Not much for either. Peach pie I guess.
D- Drink of choice? Coffee, Beer.
E- Essential item I use everyday? Pocketknife.
F- Favorite color? Green, like money.
G- Gummy bears or gummy worms? Bears, and not the sour ones. Yuck!
H- Hometown? Hanover, Ohio.
I- Indulgence? Cheeseburgers, Beer.
J- January or February? Feb., because of Groundhogs Day!
K- Kids and names? Yes, I have kids, and yes they both have names. This is kind of a sore spot with me. When the first was born, I wanted her middle name to be Danger, so the rest of her life she would be able to honestly say, “Danger is my middle name!” I was overruled. I tried again with the second and was overruled again.
L- Life is incomplete without? Flannery, of course!
M- Marriage date? Now why would I take a date to my wedding? How rude!
N- Number of siblings? Four.
O- Oranges or Apples? Now you are comparing two different things. I don’t know how to answer.
P- Phobias or fears? Drowning. I have almost done it once.
Q- Favorite Quote? There are so many, I’m not sure I have just one. How about “Beware of any enterprise that requires a new clothes,” Henry David Thoreau. Or when asked by the press about his brother being arrested for public drunkenness Oscar Wild responded, “Well, he has been known to take an alcoholiday.” I’m not sure that I have quoted either one of these gentlemen correctly, but it goes something like that.
R- Reasons to smile? How about another quote? “The mouth of a contented man is filled with beer,” unknown author, 2200 B.C. Or oral sex.
S- Season? Fall.
T- Tag 3 or 4 people? I am the last of everyone I know to answer this silly quiz, so there aren’t a lot to choose from. George W. Bush, Ben Franklin, and Alice Cooper.
U- Unknown fact about me…I have eaten bugs and loose change, and I am a chronic “mooner”.
V- Vegetable that you don’t like? Brussels sprouts.
W- Worst habit? Smoking, lazy, mooning, cranky in the morning, the list goes on and on…
X- Why is there no “X” question? ‘Cause there are so few “X” words and most of them sound like “Z” anyway. What about, “What’s the most X-rated thing you have ever done?” I would like to hear from my three tags on that one.
Y- Your favorite food? Cheeseburgers. I wish it was something more exotic than that, but what can I say besides “Where’s the beef?”
Z- Zodiac? Scorpio, the most sexual and moody of all the signs
Well there you have it Dear. There are my A B C’s. Any Questions?
Doc
I know all three of your unknown facts and half of Ohio knows all about the third!
ReplyDeletealso don't forget: "beware of ANY enterprise that requires ANY clothes." ---Me.
ReplyDeleteA naked enterprise? That sounds like a porno that Flan and I bought. It was a take off of Star Trek.
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, I have heard of "pon-farr"...
Doc