Well, the Tiki Christmas party was an unqualified success! We ate, we drank, we swapped lies and swapped presents by a dice game! I was the true winner as I wound up with a new chia pet! I have a new life that I'm in charge of, and Wally got a new umbrella and a hula dancer with a short skirt. We had a hard time from stopping him from lookin' up it.
A grand time was had by all.
Even the Slovenian carrier pigeons.