Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Lord Of The Ring


Peyton just deserves it. So does Tony and Reggie and Marvin and Dallas and Dwight and Jeff....the Super Bowl Ring will be theirs, finally. After years of being the most dominant team in the NFL only to be outdone in one game by New England, who would go on to take at least one ring that should have gone to the Colts.

But Manning and his comrades have to get through that Chicago D. I'd have never given Chicago a chance at this, but in 2000, the Baltimore Ravens proved that a Super Bowl could be won by a team who's only spectacular on one side of the ball. The Ravens' defense won the Super Bowl with a mediocre offense. As long as the offense can just manage the game and not turn the ball over....

And that's Chicago's biggest problem, you never know who's going to show up on Sunday for the Bears' offense. QB Rex Grossman is good for zero interceptions in a game...or fifty.



The most attractive thing about Rex Grossman is that he's not boring. I love to watch him play because when the ball's in his hands, you never know where it will end up. He's also attractive because he posesses the dark-hair/dark-eyes set that makes me just drool. What makes him unattractive is six goddamn interceptions in a game. I've yelled "For the love of God, Rex!" more than any other words this season. When he's good, he's damn good...accurate as hell, smart, too. And when he's bad, he's just fucking awful, overthrowing his receivers, making bad decisions, and looking like a bloody idiot, like those people who try out for American Idol and can't sing....


I do believe Indianapolis deserves the Ring, so I will be rooting for the Colts, but I would root for the Bears if they would posthumously award a Ring to this man....





Walter Payton is the greatest football player ever....

1 comment:

  1. An excellent first outing. After reading this even I am jazzed about seeing the Super Bowel. Keep it coming Dear. This is great!

    Doc

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