I don't normally do these kind of things, but the wife put up a good questionaire, and I just had to give it a go. What you do is set your iPod to shuffle, write down the first 18 songs that it plays, and use them, in order, to answer this set of questions.
Here we go:
1.How does the world see me? Bad to the Bone, George Thorogood.
2.Will I have a happy life? Jump, Jive, an' Wail, Brian Setzer.
3.What do my friends really think of me? Old Enough to Want To, Tom T. Hall
4.Do people secretly lust after me? Stepping Out, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies.
5. How can I make myself happy? Get the Party Started, Pink.
6.What should I do with my life? Maybe I'm Wrong, Blues Traveler.
7.Will I ever have children? Courting in the Kitchen, The Clancy Brothers.
8.What is some good advice for me? Where the Streets Have No Name, U2.
9.How will I be remembered? Steel Claw, Tina Turner.
10.What is my signature dance song? Fledgling, John Popper.
11.What do I think my current theme song is? Growing in Dirt, John Popper.
12.What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Youngstown, Bruce Springsteen.
13.What song will play at my funeral? Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D.
14.What type of women/men do I like? Miserable Bastard, John Popper.
15.What is my day going to be like? Peace and Love, Fountains of Wayne.
16.Will I ever have love again? Open Letter, John Popper.
17.What type of sex life do I have? The Seeker, The Who.
18.What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Love is a Stranger, The Eurythmics.
I am both amazed, and disgusted, at the accuracy of this quirky quiz. If asked point blank these questions, and I could only answer in song titles, I'm not sure that I would change a one. Well, maybe #17.