I felt it was time to change up the new audio feature here at SZ, tcob, since the little chestnut that is there (Fat Wally's Trangressions) has been haning around for some now, and if you haven't heard it, you can always poke around and find it here on the blog somewhere.
This time I decided to put up the work of someone else and just run with that. The first joke I swiped from master storyteller, Justin Wilson. My creole accent is very bad, but I feel obliged to reproduce it as best I can, in honor of this fine funny man.
The other is a classic farmer joke that my brother taught me in the third grade, and it has stuck with me for all these years.
I must admit that I was a bit hesitent to put any audio on the blog, but after Dale's rave reviews, I thought that maybe I'd give it another go.
So without further ado, "Quick! Make with the funny!"
Doc
::sigh:: between you, Flann, Some Guy and Sky Dad, I don't know why I bother to blog about anything-- y'all just do it eversomuchmoreso BETTER than me!!
ReplyDeleteI went to the wrong damned 3rd grade class...!!
Hot Lemon- Not better, just different.
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Don't sell yourself short Lemon, You have great stuff!
ReplyDeleteI liked the jokes Doc, and in keeping with the beer theme around here, I present a bit of valuable information as a public service:
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
Beer = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink beer and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
Aw, heck, that dog's not so shaggy!
ReplyDeleteNice audio, doc. Well done. Reminds me of sitting around the campfire with some of MizBubs' relations from Iowa.
DOC-- I think Sky Dad is on to something here. I think we can make a case (as in 6x6) out of this BEER = HEALTH biz. I'd write it meself but ::coff, coff:: I cant seem to get invited to the posting staff...
ReplyDeleteOh, and when people say "not better, just different" it's like saying "it's not YOU, it's ME" meaning, of course, it IS you and YOUR jokes beat hell out of MY book. No 2 ways 'bout it. But that's OK, I'll find someone with a REALLY shitty podcast, which will make me shiiiine, shiiiine, shiiiine!!
I dunno, the government might say that exposure to toxic stuff helps build healthy immune systems. I mean, Bush raised the level of ARSNIC in drinking water in the first year of his first term, so what's a lil' bacterea?? I hear it's showing up in PIZZA, now.
ReplyDeleteNicely done Doc. I also like your signoff at the end - DOC. I appreciate you blaming me as well in case anyone does end up hating them.
ReplyDeleteYour 3rd grade jokes were 10x funnier than mine. Either that, or I've failed to mature much since those days.
ReplyDeleteSo ... what happened after he got his hat? Man, you sure know how to keep a guy in suspense.
ReplyDeleteDoc, here's a link I stumbled across a few minutes ago, and it seems to me that you're just the guy to make it useful for all the folks who drop by your friendly place:
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