Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A Quandry

Well now way back in the Bible, temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you man with silver and they tempt you sir with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasures that the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
Man I ain't going for that
I know it was her pink cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink cadillac?
Bruce Springsteen, Pink Cadillac.

I've heard this song many times over the years, as I'm sure most people have, but it just occurred to me today that the pink cadillac could be a euphemism for p*ssy.

Maybe I need a beer. Here to explain it is Jerry Lee Lewis.

P.S.- I just figured out I could change the color of the text. In another year or two I might have this blogger thing mastered.


  1. "the pink cadillac could be a euphemism for p*ssy."

    I swear, I NEVER thought that before! But from now on, I just know I'll think it every single time.

  2. Doc you need to get Blogging for dummies like this dumbass did

    Sista #1

  3. I really don't want to think about a vagina oozing down the street.

  4. Eve tempted Adam with an Apple? Yeah right...

    Like Adam would risk eternal damnation for fruit, no-sir-ree, it take p*ssy to make a man risk it all!

    Can I have an a-men?!


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