This little widget that sits in my sidebar never ceases to amaze me. I always assumed that what I bothered to put up here would rest comfortably in the vastness of the World Wide Web in relative anonymity, what with everything else there is out there. How can I compete with News, Weather, Sports, Grant Miller, and Porn? Not a chance mate.
As of this writing, there have been 10,912 hits here. I mentioned this to my buddy Frank the other day and he stared at me as if I had just said the stupidest thing of my life. "Why aren't you charging them a buck-a-head?" he asked incredulously.
Why? Because who would pay a dollar for my twenty-five cent shenanigans? Hell, we don't even put up nude photos anymore.
But here I sit, amazed.
Amazed by the fact that a greater part of the world which I will never know have dropped by, and even more amazing is the fact that a few came back.
But then it occurred to me that perhaps I could fill in a few of those gaps in the map if only I wrote about things that would interest them, and still not alienate my other readers. So in a genuine effort at pandering to the masses, let me include a few highly sought after search terms to attract their attention:
- Cathy Lee Gifford Nude
- Rush Limbaugh Nude, Taking Drugs
- Ralph Nader Backs McCain
- NAACP, NFL, AFLCIO, NHL, CIA, NBA, FBI, and Netflix
- Candace Bergman Nude
- Soccer Sucks!
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Repeated Use Of Viagra May Cause Permanent Shrinkage
- Free Money
- Free Beer
- Mail Order Brides
- Bush Voted Best Pres. Ever!
- Body Shots
- Sour Cream & Chives
There. That ought to generate a few more hits. And by the way, the last one was for people who aren't interested in anything else on the list. Thanks for reading.