Sometimes we all need a consultation.
Hahaha!Leave it to Roy to write a poem like THAT!
Oh...and I LOVE the shirt!
There is only one thing, and one thing alone to look for in a good proctologist - small fingers!
"before life was a series of endings"... THAT is wonderful. Actually, it helps to WIPE before you're free to go, but maybe that's implied.What would REALLY make a poem is this comment by the patient: "uh, doc? How are you doing that rectal exam with both your hands on my shoulders??"
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