Thursday, January 22, 2009

The well has run dry...

I am fresh out of ideas. Everything I've written for the past week and a half has been crap and most of it I've scrapped. I am out of stories, jokes, and the general whatnot that you usually find here. The well has run dry.

I've even contemplated doing one of the memes that have been floating around blogdom, but I can't think of anything for them either. I can't even come up with a crappy Youtube video to share. I've been reading your blog but I can't even come up with a comment. I wish I could write like this guy, but I haven't got it in me.

Since I'm fresh out of ideas, I am opening up the floor to anyone with a suggestion. Please help me out of my writing funk. Any-effing-thing at all. I'm going to leave this post up until one of us gets an idea.

I leave you with a weird video,
Doc
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9 comments:

  1. Jenny Jenny FlanneryThursday, January 22, 2009 at 11:19:00 AM EST

    You're daughters got a huge laugh out of this comic, as did I.

    Also, I think I recall giving you an assignment on Friendship just the other day.

    Get crackalackin', buddy!

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  2. SkylersDadThursday, January 22, 2009 at 11:36:00 AM EST

    Give us 200 words or less on why beer is the finest beverage ever made. Go ahead and discuss among yourselves...

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  3. Boldly Serving Up Wheat GrassThursday, January 22, 2009 at 2:06:00 PM EST

    I found that video highly disturbing, yet I was strangely unable to turn it off.

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  4. Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" JinglebollocksThursday, January 22, 2009 at 2:26:00 PM EST

    Bruddah, I can digg itt. It's the Bleak Midwinter. as the Lil' River Band sings, "hang on, help is on it's way" and we'll be o'er this weekend. You n' mee will brainstorm...

    or at least have a mild brainsprinkle.

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  5. DaleThursday, January 22, 2009 at 7:44:00 PM EST

    Dig a new well and fill it with beer. Then write about snow and how it makes you feel when you see it sparkle like diamonds on the soles of your shoes. Other topics could include why Paul Simon has never had a good haircut or what the third last concert you saw was. And then take a break.

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  6. AnonymousFriday, January 23, 2009 at 4:10:00 PM EST

    Write a story about your first sexual experience. How old? How good ? How bad? Was she cute? Double bagger? Hundred yarder? Butterface?

    I know you have some good stories in that head of yours....the head on your shoulders that is.....

    peace
    #2

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  7. AnonymousFriday, January 23, 2009 at 4:12:00 PM EST

    p.s.
    LOL after re-reading that, I sound like a perv. Ok, I sound like the perv that I am.

    peace
    #2

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  8. DocSaturday, January 24, 2009 at 2:05:00 AM EST

    Flan- Friendship is looking for bail money for someone else at three in the morning.

    Skyler's Dad- It will be entitled "Everything in a glass of beer" and it is just for you.

    BSUWG- I'm the same way, but you have to admit that it's catchy!

    Cap'n Ergo- We'll have a glass of sherry.

    Dale- Beer well-check. Snow, diamonds-check. Paul Simon's haircut and concerts-check check. Well, it'll take me a minute but let me see...

    #2- "I sound like the perv that I am" will be written on my tombstone.

    Thank you all for your contributions! I feel the pump is again primed.

    Doc

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  9. DocSaturday, January 24, 2009 at 2:14:00 AM EST

    Also, for no good reason, I find worms and pogo sticks funny.

    Doc

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