Saturday, February 14, 2009

A Lesson In Love?

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - John Barrymore.

Who can give law to lovers? Love is a greater law to itself. - Boethius.

'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it. - Miguel de Cervantes.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men--the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx.

I got you Babe. - Sonny & Cher.

You mean the World to me. - Doc to Flannery.



  1. Doc, your last three posts are the best thing on the internet.

  2. The last two lessons are the best of course.

  3. "Sentimental hogwash!"

    ---Mr. Potter

    "Love stinx!"

    ---J. Giles Band

    "Love is for poets."

    ---Connor MacLeod

    "Ah lhuv yhew!!"

    ---Pepe Le Pew

  4. "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

    Matt Groening

  5. #2- Thanks.

    Skyler's Dad- Yes he does! I was disappointed that this was the only quote of his I could find that even remotely fit the bill.

    Cooper Green- I am deeply flattered. Thank you. That is high praise from you, as what you pen is pretty amazing too!

    Dale- Yes, the other quotes were just padding for the last two. I'm not much with words, so it is much easier to swipe somone else's who is dead and can't sue.

    Cap'n Ergo- Sentimental Hogwash is right!

    Kris- "At night, the ice weasels come" made due a spit take. Thanks!

    Gifted Typist- Aw shucks, I'm a born romantic.



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