Monday, October 05, 2009

My Last Remarks


Should I live long enough to expire, I would like to have this carved on my tombstone:
Doc


Dates of Birth & Death


"Ornery"


Anything after that is gravy.

Doc

14 comments:

  1. I would like to have "step closer so I can look up your skirt".

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  2. I want this inscribed:

    Never have a baby with a man who possesses a big head on his shoulders.

    The consequences will be felt

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