With such insight I look forward to reading about your future success as a self-help guru. ;P
Always a good start.
So that's what I have been doing wrong all these years!
Like Mel Blanc spoofing that old radio ad, "why don't some of my best friends tell me these things?!"
Or at least be back in twenty minutes.
You didn't say where.
Tag, you're it.
Write your beer-fueled ravings here...