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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Nature's Cruelest Practical Joke

Nature's cruest practical joke has to be the unexpected wet fart, bar none.

Doc

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Lost in the Bozone

Flame n' Fart ... Keep Em Apart - May or may not be True. Regardless, it's still a Damn funny story The story below has to be the funniest story I have read in ages. Tears flowed as th...
1 week ago
The Life and Times of a Carolina Parrothead

"Stumbling Into Bad Alternate History" Or "Slumming in the Multiverse" - Despite Alternate History being one of my favorite subgenres of science fiction it carries the burden of absurdity far more than the typical space ope...
3 weeks ago
This will hurt me...

Mad as hell - So there I was, arm hooked up to the machine, watching my plasma swirl away into a bag while the morning news dribbled across the screen like a bad feve...
2 years ago
Monkey Muck

That's Mr. Award Winning Artist to you - The poster for my next show at Ravenworks Gallery in Johnson City, TN. All are welcome except for anyone named Iwaniszek. Also, I won the Believe in...
2 years ago
Gifted Typist

TAa-淡蓝色长裙[1V/97M] -
2 years ago
Bells On

They built that. We watched. - White liberals really embarrassed ourselves in 2016 by being blindsided by the level of support for Donald Trump. "We didn't think so many Americans wou...
8 years ago
The Eclectic Eccentric 2 Pimpin' on the Ritz

Japan - Part Two - Good Afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen, Now… for the thrilling conclusion of our trip to Japan… *Day 5 – Bullet Train to Kyoto* It’s this year’s summer blockb...
8 years ago
Coaster Punchman's World

CP's Pretend Interview with (former) bloggers: Another visit with Lulu - CP recently pretended to sit down with Sri Lankan superstar Lulu again to discuss general topics. *CP*: So Lulu, how is South Asia treating you these ...
8 years ago
Bad Tempered Zombie

new nook - There has been a great deal of hiatusing going on around these parts lately. The new hammock is an especially delicious place to read away those hot summe...
9 years ago
Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

Photo Challenge, Day 7 - Barbara over at the always awesome Bad Tempered Zombie has challenged us to post a photo a day that hints at having a story to tell. More pooches! Hint: Al...
9 years ago
Passion of the Dale

So Close I Can Taste It! - An open letter to the year that was: Fuck you 2015. While there was lots to reflect on that made me thankful, I'm looking forward to a better year. Bri...
10 years ago
Here Comes Johnny Yen Again...

After Twenty Years - I had a horrible time at the beginning of high school. My family had moved from the city to the suburbs and I could not get used to life there. In the cit...
11 years ago
Sprawling Ramshackle Compound

My Confederate Flag - I have a Confederate flag in my basement. No, it’s not hanging on the wall over my gun cabinet. It’s folded up and wrapped in plastic in a box, along wit...
11 years ago
With a Twist of Lemon

A calm Swedish home in the heart of Gothenburg - It's another beautiful day here in South Sweden, the windows and doors are open, the birds are singing...and so far I've been indoors. But that would be fi...
11 years ago
Brit Grit

ROGUE ANTHOLOGY – THE SECRET IS REVEALED - *Keith Nixon* is the *Rogue* number 22. Cracking!
11 years ago
Utah Savage

Losing It - I've been losing words Old lover Why am I standing in the kitchen Lost Bad habits, good health Trying to gain weight Wanting loss to matter I cancel ancient ...
11 years ago
The Best Blackberry

A Sad, Somewhat Graphic Story of Highly Emotional Events - Warning: Please do not read if you don't want to feel sad right now. This story is my tears in a vial. ___________________________________________________...
12 years ago
Two Minutes In The Box

One Clings to Life, One Lets it Go - I thought it fitting to post something, even though it's been forever, since the two people that have me thinking today are bloggers. The contrast between ...
12 years ago
Some Guy's Blog

Too Long... - Yeah, It's been a long time. First, the last post is a detailed route of the road trip my buddy, Guido, and I took over the course of several months in...
12 years ago
L'ennui mélodieux

So long, Kyrie, and thanks for all the mope -
12 years ago
Grant Miller Media.

Talking to Kids About Black Sabbath and Ozzy. - - It's best to start talking with children about Ozzy in early childhood - but it's never too late! - Talking to children about Black Sabbath an...
12 years ago
Prone to Whimsy

Comparative Literature: Breaking Bad and 19 Kids and Counting - I like having two shows going at the same time on Netflix. Right now, it's Breaking Bad and 19 Kids and Counting. I've been struck by the commonalities ...
12 years ago
Welcome To:CJT's Word Vamp

Life In The Desert - It's during the darkest hours of the waning moon that I reflect upon the harshness of life in the desert. Tonight, I can feel a cool breeze, the first in ...
12 years ago
That Blue Yak

Hey There. - How is everyone doing? This is the longest break I've ever taken from my blog in 7 years. Lots of things going on but I'll be back.
13 years ago
Chad's Site

Science Behind the Story - Good People, I’m excited to share a recently completed project with you. This is a free curriculum guide and companion text for the fiction anthology Origi...
13 years ago
Paul D. Brazill

My Blog Roll - Health : Save Your LifePediatric OrthoticsHealth | Beauty | Mind Body SpiritMicro CreditoLegacy DirectMobile Publishing SystemOh SEOScienceLearn Guitar Onli...
13 years ago
What I Like about the Universe

Volcano for Sale - The Evil Lair will be relocating. I am going ahead to scout new locations while Red clears out the remaining components of the weather machine and does an...
13 years ago
I, Splotchy

Splotchy Has Moved And Stuff - HEY I MOVED MY BLOG TO HTTP://WWW.SPLOTCHY.COM PEACE OUT
13 years ago
Zaius Nation - Some apes are more equal than others

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Provides His Solution For American Gun Violence - [image: NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Provides His Solution For American Gun Violence]
13 years ago
Blowing Sh*t Up With Gas

BSUWG Moved! - Hi everyone- FYI- BSUWG.blogspot.com now lives at www.HawthorneCrow.com. Please update your bookmarks. :-) Thanks, -Jim (aka Patrick).
13 years ago
The Pop Eye

And The American Idol Finale Winner Is... - Yeah, so Phillip Phillips was crowned the *American Idol *about an hour ago. Everyone knows this. And some of us *ahem* predicted it quite some time ago. I...
14 years ago
bubbles' new blog

WTF Time just rockets by - I cannot believe how the time passes. I cannot believe I started blogging in late 2006 (under an different name), and it feels like a few months ago. I was...
14 years ago
No Smoking in the Skull Cave

Oh how I wish this was real... -
14 years ago
BaronessvonBloggenschtern

The New Old Me - Old post/new post time. I'm wanting to get back at this, but am a little crunched for time. In my charming, OCD way, I'd wanted to begin posting again whe...
14 years ago
Whiskeymarie

You remember money, right? I think ABBA wrote something about it once. - Last weekend I catered brunch at what I can only describe to other people as "my lottery dream". The place in question was located a little over an hour o...
14 years ago
Welcome to Sageville

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14 years ago
Everything I Like Causes Cancer

I'm going to make my fortune opening a school for receptionists. - The following exchange is an exact account of a real event. The scene opens in a small but tastefully decorated office, and I've just placed a call . . . ...
15 years ago
Übermilf

Writing Tools: Idiots Who Think They're Great Because Other Idiots Respond to Them - I write for my local Patch*, a fun diversion that also pays a bit of extra pocket money so I can get my eyebrows threaded and keep Dilf in bon bons**. Fo...
15 years ago
Jungs Programme Notes

Jack Riewoldt, The Monster and The Bird - Its 3hree AM in some middling Melbourne wine bar near Southbank. Friends of friends have dispersed long ago, in couples both new and old, in taxis and ca...
15 years ago
Empty Funeral

A Look Back at Robert B. Parker - Another new site on the block is CriminalElement. There's a lot of great stuff on there from various people in the crime fiction web world. Like this pi...
15 years ago
Freida Bee

The Things Mothers Do For The Ones They Love - *"Don't worry Oscar, Lenny, Brenda, and Travis. If Mama's goin' down* (pun only partially intended, but not really because there are the offspring fish t...
15 years ago
Cooper Green

Merry Christmas - This will be my final post for a while. When I return I'll probably have something brand new to show you (spoiler alert: once you've learned the language, ...
15 years ago
Friday Flash Fiction

The F-F-F tradition continues with Icarus' Flight To Perfection - Even though Friday Flash Fiction is no more, the tradition will be carried on with Icarus' Flight To Perfection. It is a blog that is pretty much the same,...
15 years ago
Through the Wastes of Time

Portugal - "Portugal!" Doc yells, the glare of the computer monitor lighting his eyes with a gleeful glow. The Younger Brother Pear hangs quietly in the night sky 15 ...
16 years ago
Lost in Tulgey Wood

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Land-o-Lulu

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My Head Is A Box Filled With Nothing

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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

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G4G - Grammar And English Warriors

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Holy Crappers

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Suzel's Sass

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David Barber's Fiction World

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The Writings of E.V. Beebe

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Nature's Cruelest Practical Joke

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