somewheres I've got a good live pix of the bottom 'toon where a dude has a 2 gallon brandy snifter in front of him: "I'm only having one!" he says.
two other thoughts: there's a pub near the Allegheny Hospital in Pittsburgh called The Office. That way, when you're there and your wife calls you up, you can say, "sorry, I'm still at the office."
Also, I knew a barkeep once who would circulate the bar with a pitcher of beer and top off your suds if you laid $.50 in front of your glass. That way, even if you drank 3 quarts of beer, you could go home and tell the old lady "I only HAD 1 dear!!"
somewheres I've got a good live pix of the bottom 'toon where a dude has a 2 gallon brandy snifter in front of him: "I'm only having one!" he says.
ReplyDeletetwo other thoughts: there's a pub near the Allegheny Hospital in Pittsburgh called The Office. That way, when you're there and your wife calls you up, you can say, "sorry, I'm still at the office."
Also, I knew a barkeep once who would circulate the bar with a pitcher of beer and top off your suds if you laid $.50 in front of your glass. That way, even if you drank 3 quarts of beer, you could go home and tell the old lady "I only HAD 1 dear!!"