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This woman deserves a beer. She is a hard rockin' Tool fan and lives through Cleveland winters that would make most Floridians just fall over in an instant coma. She is headed out for New Years Eve and needed some advice on what to wear. The above pictures are my suggestions for clothing, hair, and make-up. These kind of choices should garner you that Hispanic Goth, Julio, that you are after.
And if after midnight, you and Julio sneak off, for some after dark Goth fun in the park, I promise, no one will say anything...
But you will have to give up some sweaty details!!!
Doc
I want details right NOW! i also want a beer and to see which outfit she chooses.
ReplyDeleteThat second one would get her laid for sure!
ReplyDeleteTo be sure, the second outfit will get her a hot and horny young man, but it might be a hard to come up with this outfit on short notice. These are just suggestions to help her achieve the "Goth Fairy" look that she was out for. My advice was black, tight, ripped-up clothing that was dirty and torn. To top it off, I suggested bat wings made from coat hangers, worn like a backpack, with black hose pulled over them and plastic vampire teeth. This ought to make Julio stiffen at the sight of her.
ReplyDeleteDoc
Hey, give me a few reams of black duct tape and I can whip up that dress in about 20 minutes.
ReplyDelete...and the sticky backing will keep the boobies in place. It'll work like a charm!
*sigh*
ReplyDeleteoh, allright...but it's not as exciting as you think.
I chose no outfits because the plan to go to the Gothic-Enchanted-Forest party fizzled out. But I would have chosen the black duct-tape costume in photo 2. Putting it on would have been a blast; taking it off, however....
O.U.C.H.
So Julio and I just went to Eugene's party. Turns out there were only a handful of people there, and Rodney didn't show because he was feeling sick. I missed midnight and didn't care, so I came home and went to sleep. BUMMMMMM-er. But I did get to hang out with George and Eugene, met a really cool girl named Judy, and I had spent the whole afternoon with Elizabeth and Flannery and got to say Hi to Doc. Friday night was a rip-snortin', whippit-huffin' good time and things were done with my boobs I won't disclose here, so overall, it was a very successful weekend.
The Valentine's Day fetish ball will be the next "opportunity" and I KNOW we'll all be making it to that!
No! No! You can not tell the story of a whippit-huffin' good time, mention your boobs and just walk away.
ReplyDeleteI won't stand for it!
Any mention of boobs on my blog must be revealed in its Grand entirety!
Were they painted? Fondled? Tweaked? Pierced? Used as party favors? Treated unkindly and made to stand in a corner? Used in an impromptu "bob for boobys" game? Were they given names like "cheetah" and "pablo"? Were cold drinks rested on them until someone could hang their hat off them? Were tassles attached and spun in circles? Were they squished against a window and shone to passers-by? Did you open a beer with them? Were they whipped out with the phrase "Well, at least I gotta set of these and you don't!" to end an argument? Was there gambling involved? Were you playing truth or dare? Will we ever get to see the boobs in question? Do you do encores? Were there body parts of others shone? Were they nice looking? Was this done out of lust or a laugh? Are there photos? Is there a website where we can see this reenacted? Will you play yourself in the film and will you use "stunt tits"?
These are all questions that Big Orange and I want answered, and answered right now, young lady!
Doc
By the way, if you need help with the duct tape, I'm sure that Flan, Madame E and I would be glad to help you. Hell, I'll take the day off work!
ReplyDeleteAs for removing it, a long soak in a hot bubblebath helps. You know, with candles, incense, and Tool playing softly in the background.
Doc
doc asked all my questions re: the boobs. As for duct tape-- somewhere on this wild n' wooly 'web is a chick who wore absolutely NOTHING but duct tape for a photo shoot. My god, that was hottt...
ReplyDeletemeanwhile, *I* wanna come to a V-day fetishist party! why in the hell am *I* never invited to these things?!?!
Oh, I'm having my vasectomy on Feb 7th, so i'll be officially sterile by the time o' the par-tay. Just a thought...
Get your butt back home and Genn can take you to all kinds of wild places.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Elizabeth gets props first. The reason Mr. Or Ange does not get invited to these fetishist things is because that's a hell of a drive from Floreeda, especially with a ball and gag in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteDoc,
Good suggestion about the bubblebath and Tool. I'll have to see what Timberlake is up to after the show....
As for the questions, I have one. Is boobs all you boys THINK about?
Were they painted? no
ReplyDeleteFondled? yes
Tweaked? yes
Pierced? no
Used as party favors? yes
Treated unkindly and made to stand in a corner? no
Used in an impromptu "bob for boobys" game? no
Were they given names like "cheetah" and "pablo"? no, just Julio
Were cold drinks rested on them until someone could hang their hat off them? no
Were tassles attached and spun in circles? no
Were they squished against a window and shone to passers-by? no
Did you open a beer with them? no, but that would have been next
Were they whipped out with the phrase "Well, at least I gotta set of these and you don't!" to end an argument? yes
Was there gambling involved? no
Were you playing truth or dare? yes
Will we ever get to see the boobs in question? no
Do you do encores? no
Were there body parts of others shone? yes
Were they nice looking? yes
Was this done out of lust or a laugh? both
Are there photos? not sure
Is there a website where we can see this reenacted? no
Will you play yourself in the film and will you use "stunt tits"? no and yes
hee hee...chew on that.
"Is boobs all you boys THINK about?"
ReplyDeleteNo, they also think about beer!