It Must Be Tuesday...I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.
Maybe Doc should buy Liza a (non-alcoholic)beer and give her a whirl on the dance floor.
why can't he buy her a drink as stiff as a frat boys weenie at the strip club? is she a lush?? This is one of the best songs ever done, IMHO...
Miss Minnelli has had a long history of alcohol and drug abuse. She tries to stay on the wagon, but she slips sometimes.
harumph... didn't kno' dat. I stand corrected. I'd like to see Doc take her for a twirl, tho!!
I promise that I would give it my VERY best. I am not much of a dancer, but I am willing to pitch pounds, bucks, or yen at her busom.As a matter of fact, that sounds like a challenge! I will show up for the next "Tony" awards show and throw money for her favorite charity, as long as I can fish the "direct hits" out of her clevage and show them to the VH1 crew. It will make Yahoo! news at least. When they interview me I will shill for SZ; TCOB and mention all of your names. You all will have a synicated column, and I will have the joy of bringing the attention of the World to your humble corner. That will be enough for me. (mind you, if she whispers "a mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound" I'm not sure that I will spell your names right as I put them on her speed dial. That is just me.Doc
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