Thursday, February 15, 2007

World Geography 101

I put this up so our readers in Iraq would know where all the love from Social Zymurgy was coming from, and where to look for their free beer when they return. Sorry I couldn't find a better map. Hurry home folks, we miss you dearly.
Doc
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8 comments:

  1. Jenny Jenny FlanneryThursday, February 15, 2007 at 2:06:00 PM EST

    Now, that's tastefully nude. It's very...continental. I really seas where you're going with this. It really is legendary. It borders on outlandish! Thank goodness you have the latitude to publish a photo like this. It smacks of good will. I ass you, does it not crack you up?

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  2. HansThursday, February 15, 2007 at 2:16:00 PM EST

    nice map but the world turns so where are you now ? The other side ?

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  3. DocThursday, February 15, 2007 at 3:02:00 PM EST

    watchthis: Yes the world still turns, yet my position remains the same, somewhere on the upper left cheek. Thanks for checking in.

    Doc

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  4. AnonymousThursday, February 15, 2007 at 11:12:00 PM EST

    I think there's a general consensus that Iraq is a lot lower, into the asshole-of-the-world than the crack. Then again, I live in the south and my views may be skewed by my KUL-CHAH down here...

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  5. don'tneedtoknowThursday, February 15, 2007 at 11:54:00 PM EST

    I'm glad we're on the cheek and not in the crack.

    Flannery, you are too funny!

    Yes, I would say that is tastefully nude. Good job coming up with that one Doc.

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  6. AnonymousFriday, February 16, 2007 at 7:27:00 AM EST

    I think they should've zoomed back a bit: I think seeing the WHOLE butt would've been aesthetically pleasing. Tho' that might have made the detail on the map harder to see...

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  7. DocMonday, February 19, 2007 at 12:33:00 AM EST

    I am such a boob. I mistook Iraq for Saudi Arabia. No wonder the rest of the World hates us. We rush in and put up a post and can't even be bothered to check that we have our facts straight. What an idiot! This will stand as the first major F*ck up of my editorship. My apologies to you all, everywhere. I am so very sorry. Very, very sorry.

    If ever I get cocky and start being an ass about running things around here, just mention the time I mislabeled my own ass. I will shut up quickly.

    Doc

    P.S. That is not my ass in the photo, but it is a photo of an ass that I own.

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  8. don'tneedtoknowMonday, February 19, 2007 at 5:33:00 PM EST

    Don't worry about it. My knowledge of geography isn't that good. I had to look at a regular map to be sure where that dot was.

    I like this whole map thing. It's fun to see where our readers are. I wish more of them would comment.

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