It has come to my attention that some of our loyal readers have felt more than a little uncomfortable with the feature "Tastefully Nude Friday". No longer is the blog "work safe" and cannot be viewed without judgemental stares, cat-calls, or unwanted passes being made. The assumption is that if said Dear and Gentle Reader is willing to follow the goings-on of a beer blog, and the beer blog contains nudity, that said Dear and Gentle Reader is A. a lush, B. a big "partier", or C. easy/swinger/a "goer"/harlot, or of loose morals. We do not want our readership branded with these disgusting and filthy labels, even if all of the above may be true.
Therefore, is is the decision of this Editor to kill the feature. No longer will buxom lasses with big asses be shown. Nor will well endowed studs grace our articles. (See article of March 9th, 2007) Not even celebritys wearing nothing but canines. Nothing more scanty than the occasional bare ankle or elbow be pictured here. Rest easy, Dear and Gentle Reader. We will no longer assault you with smut.
Yours in print,