I'm posting this at the request of Big Orange, however I am scowling as I cut and paste...
Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis thatrevealed the presence of female hormones in beer.Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops containphytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hourperiod. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
So sober women = drunken men? BULLSHIT! I make lots of sense, yet Big Orange won't listen to me.
ReplyDeletePOOH: "I listened, but I just had a small bit of fluff in my ear. could you say it again, Rabbit?"
ReplyDeleteRABBIT: "well... where should I start from?"
POOH: "well, from the moment the fluff got into my ear."
RABBIT: "when was that?"
POOH: "Oh, I don't know, I couldn't hear properly."
One: Of cource they didn't argue about any thing. They were way to busy chugging beer and talking about how lucky they were to get in on this study instead of the electroshock/sleep deprivation study.
ReplyDeleteTwo: There was one guy who complained that this "wasn't really science, 'cause they were just standing around drinkin' beer. He was obviously wrong, but the other 99 mocked him anyway.
Three: Well water weighs around 8 pounds a gallon, so 8 pints of beer weighs in at( lemme see, 4 pints to the quart, 4 quarts to gallon...er..so that makes...) well its Damn heavy!
Four: Have You ever had * pints in an Hour? On an empty stomack? It goes right to your head! You would talk out your ass too!
Five: First, see #4. It was probably a conversation about football.
Six: See #4.
Seven: See #4
Eight: Now if you find yourself this drunk, you might at least have the presence of mind to know that your aim was a little off and choose to sit down and collect yourself.
Just a thought.
Doc