You should have seen four grown men sweating, swearing, and squabbling, trying to place this one ton hunk of marble in place to make this stone bench. This is a popular spot for the girls to go shimmy and shake to the music. We have a brass pole, but we haven't figured out where to put it yet.
I'm sorry the picture is sideways but I don't know how to run the digital camera, or the computer, so please bear with me. I am a technological boob. Note the green fish net. We use it to hold little bags of chips behind the bar. On the other side of this post is nailed a bottlecap from every different kind of beer we have ever had at the bar. The coconut pirate head was a contribution from Frank's son, Grumblington. While the pictures don't really do it justice, it is a magnificent bar, and it is right next door. You need to see it on a warm summer night, with the yard lit with all 36 tiki torches and the fragrant smell of flowers filling the air to really get the full effect.
I have written several posts dedicated to the Tiki Bar, and when we get together the other members will sometimes ask for a reading of whatever I've written. I can say without reservation that the best piece of writing I have ever done was about an evening at the Tiki. It is called Wally's Transgressions. It is about Big Orange's brother-in-law.
It is a bit long, but I have never failed to get a lot of laughs out of it. For those who are a little new to Social Zymurgy, please give it a read.
Well, thanks for stopping by, and if you are ever in my neck of the woods, stop in. I'll take you to Tiki, and drinks are on me.
Doc
I talked to God this morning, and he's got a whole wing laid aside for Frank.
ReplyDeleteHail to thee, Grand Pooh-Bah!!
Thanks-- I was waiting for the invite!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a delightful place!
That is awesome! I need a beach in my backyard!
ReplyDeleteWow, your pics are great. I love the beach area.
ReplyDeleteI hear you have an inside tiki bar as well?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.