Got some gray hairs from that one, didn't you?
It's nearly as bad as reading the side of a local ice cream truck adorned with "Uncle Softy's Quick Lick".
Instead of your life flashing before your eyes, did it fast forward through all the things that you have to look forward to raising a daughter?
Whew...Remember, your responsibility is keeping her off the pole, as Chris Rock says. Good luck.
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