I am the Alice Cooper of blogging. I realized this today as I was doing the dishes.
Did I invent the medium that I use to express my so called art? No. Have I used this medium to it's fullest and taken you along for the ride? No. Have I expanded your mental horizons? No. Have I taught you some of lifes tough lessons and made you think about where you are in life, as well as where you are headed? No. At parties, do you pull up my latest post and read it to your friends in hopes that it will score you some "cool" points? No. Do you read my stuff to chicks/hunks in the vain hope that afterwards they will want to have sex with you? No. Do you visit this blog because you think it will look good on your resume, should someone search your computer? Hell No. Have I ever commited to print or song the thing that guides you to some transcendent state of conciousness that makes you feel connected to the whole of humanity? No.
Have you ever stopped by and read/heard something catchy, toe-tapping, and mildly funny to boot, bolstered by an over-the-top sense of showmanship?
Well, I hope so.
Just remember, I Got You Under My Wheels, and Schools Out, so No More Mr. Nice Guy.