Watch the waiter and enter the "Caption the Waiter's Thoughts" Contest.
Add your entries in the comments, sil vous plait. Gracias.
"This is the only head these dorks are getting tonight"Thank you, thank you very much...
"Hey, those astronaut diapers really do work. Four PBR's,and I'm still good to go."
Pabst Blue Ribbon beerPabst get me out of here.
About three more of these, and these idiots won't notice when I don't bring back their change.
"I wonder if I should tell them I gave their wives the clap? Nah..."
Write your beer-fueled ravings here...