Saturday, June 07, 2008

You Might Be An A**hole, Volume 1

Have you ever subject anyone to a dutch oven? Have you ever thought it would be funny to wait til your significant other comes to bed, turns out the lights and snuglles up and then fart and hold the covers over their head?

...You might be an a**hole. Just sayin'.


  1. you know, I never learned this term until about 15 weeks ago when leaving Florida and forced to spend the night in bed with NORTON! at a hotel.

    am *I* an asshole for taking 39 years to learn this term?

  2. Let me guess, this was a topic at last night's Tiki.

  3. What about blowing one of those cartoon-noise "zinger" party whistles very unexpectedly as someone exits the bathroom?


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