I made it to Tiki this Wednesday and a question arose.
If you could be anybody, living or dead, famous or infamous, or even someone you know, who would you be? The only stipulation was you had to be someone of the opposite sex. You would know what you know now, but simply be born into this person's life and time.
The answers were interesting.
The Guys: One suggested their mother, one mentioned their aunt, and the third opted for Sandra Day O'Conner.
The Girls: One said her dad, and the other chose Einstein.
Who would you be?
Doc
Audrey Hepburn. I would never stop looking in the mirror. It would ruin my looks and career and I never would've wanted to become her in the first place, causing a temporal paradox that could destroy the universe.
ReplyDeleteCan I have big boobs so I can look at meself nekkid?? >:-}
ReplyDeleteThat really is an interesting conversation. Do I go for someone from the past and try and change things, or just go for somebody famous and get all the perks?
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I would be Charlize Theron, and never stop looking at myself like ERR said!
OMG, before I read through to the girls bit I was thinking Einstein!
ReplyDeleteThe Wicked Witch of the West, no wait, Helen Keller, no, Jessica Lange? I dunno.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused by you posting on a Tuesday and saying I made it to Tiki this Wednesday. Have you been effing with the space time continuum again?
ERR- Audrey Hepburn is a great choice, but what's with all the universe destruction? Couldn't you be A.H. and just pose for Playboy?
ReplyDeleteCap'n Ergo- Whatever you want.
Skyler's Dad- Charlize Theron? You would just spend all your time touching yourself and dating Hollywood bad boys, you rascal!
Gifted Typist- Yes, but could you handle having that hair?
Dale- Sorry to trouble you about the day. This is from last Wednesday. Did I mention I type really slowly?
Doc
I wanna be a Rockstar. Tommy Lee perhaps....I hear he has a big slong. If I have to be a guy....I want a big one.
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#2- I would have expected nothing less from you. After all, you want a big one now, why wouldn't you want a big one then?
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I would be Bobby Kennedy. If I could've dodged the assassin's bullet, I could've changed the world.
ReplyDeleteI'd be Pablo Picasso... drawing some fucked up shit and getting laid all the time. He's one of the few artists that actually made some money before dying.
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