Monday, November 02, 2009

My .38 Special Birthday

"Just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna loose control!"

Well my birthday went off without a hitch and I got everything I wanted. I had the day off. I got to sleep in. I hung out with the girls. I relaxed and drank coffee while goofing around on the computer. I went to Tiki and spent time with my friends. I had more than my share of cold beer and Flannery and I had a wonderful meal out.

And boy did I eat! Most of the time I approach eating as a chore. It's just something you have to do, much like shaving or taking out the trash, but not today. It was a day of wanton gluttony. I ate a steak, fries, salad, cheese sticks, onion rings, two bowels of chili, and some fried gator meat. I washed it down with copious amounts of beer.

It was a damn good birthday!

I thank you all for your well-wishes, as it's good to be remembered on your birthday. Should you like to get me a gift, I'd love to have you as my neighbor on Facebook's Farmville as I can't seem to tear myself away from this silly game. I've been trying forever to acquire a larger farm but it takes more neighbors than the four I have. Join me and I will send you a duck every day, I promise.

I'd like to tell you more but I've got to get ready for work and still find the time to pen my Flash Fiction Friday entry.

Stay frosty my bruden,
Doc

8 comments:

  1. Any excuse to imbibe and be glutonous is okay with me. Happy Birthday Doc.

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  2. I am glad you had a wonderful birthday, it sounds like a day that I would enjoy.

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  3. Happy Birthday, Buddy!
    Sorry I missed it!

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  4. Happy Birthday Doc!!! As a wise salesman once said in a glorious movie, "May you live to be a thousand years old."

    Hope the hangover wasn't too bad. :)

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  5. Happy Birthday! I hope the gator was tender, last time I had some the bastard was as tough as rubber and tasted like it as well.

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  6. "And boy did I eat! Most of the time I approach eating as a chore. It's just something you have to do, much like shaving or taking out the trash, but not today."

    ::sigh:: that's th' way I feel quite a lot of the time since getting my Dx of diabetes... Thank God for Russell Stover and his sugah-free can-dee!!

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