:-)A duck is stood waiting to cross the road.A chicken walks past and says, "Don't do it mate...you'll never hear the last of it."One I remember that always makes me laugh.
Thanks for the comments on my latest FFF. I like comments like that and they help me a lot. I'm busy as hell for the next few days and wanted to get the story up so I didn't miss the deadline. I've made a few adjustments which may (Or may not) improve it. Let me know if you if you don't mind.Best wishes, David.
It doesn't look like you WROTE that. It's clearly a patch of some kind. I don't love being lied to.
That's one of my favorite jokes to tell kids...because it's one of two that doesn't involve vulgarity. The other is..."What's the capital of Wyoming?""Cheyenne?""No, W dipsh*t."Okay, well it usually doesn't involve vulgarity... :)
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