Shirly, you jest.
Don't call me Shirley!
Oh...and Flannery, this was a perfect choice!
This was not a perfect choise. This was a blatent highjacking of this sites good name. There was supposed to be a very trashy porn star in the place of this picture, but it turns out, Madame E has a very potent scissor hold that is tough to break free of. As Editor-in-Chief, I accept zero resposibility for this post, and would have it censored, if I did not have such a strong feeling against censorship. As much as I might disagree with it, I must let it stand. I will not, however, invite these two scamps to publish next weeks Tastefully Nude column.P.S. Madame E, I am still very sore and would welcome a full apology, but it is not exspected.Doc
The only thing missing is the pony. After all, this has all the earmarks of being a "dog and pony" show. This is the kind of thing that I would expect from Tijuana dinner theater. Really! I expected better than this from you two. You will be lucky if I don't speak to your mothers.Doc
You said "Tastefully or Not Tastefully Nude" there were no other qualifications. I'm sorry if my choice of photo did not meet with your unspoken expectations, but that's what you get when you don't say what you mean and mean what you say. There's a lot of harrumphing and no one is saying one way or another whether it's tasteful or not. I think it's tasteful, but he looks uncomfortable.
I think it is tastefully nude. It's sweet and humorous. Apologize my foot! Next week we're taking over like a couple of wild eyed pirates!Rrrrrrrr matey!
Hijacking, ay? Now where did I leave those pictures of Liz Vicious dressed in electrical tape?? it takes TWO pirates to really tango!!
My mother made the mistake of revealing to my wife that David Hasselhof went to my high school (Lyons Township High School, in Lagrange, Illinois). She never tires of giving me grief about it.
Lagrange Illnois? Isn't that what the ZZ Top sings about? "...about that shack outside Lagrange...got alotta nice girls..."?I'm just asking Johnny.Doc
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