Tasetully Nude

Look closely and you will see Big Orange in the above photo.

Doc

Caption This Photo and Win Big Prizes!

"No Phil, as your Doctor, I can safely say your genital warts are gone."
"I don't care what your press credentials say, I'm not speaking into your microphone!"
"So this is how you get the bannister so shiny. I just thought it was pledge!"
"This is not how you dress for a 'Fancy Dress' Ball Dave!"

or whatever you can think of. I came across this photo while searching for Friday's Tastefully Nude and I just knew there had to be a caption contest as well. Give it a go. Best caption wins a sticker book and a new bottle opener/key chain.

Doc

Tastefully Nude? The "Not" Hasselhoff

Well, it's Friday again, and we are here with this weeks entry for "Tastefully Nude". Last week this column was hijacked by a couple of lusty wenches with eyepatches and boarding cutlasses. I take NO responsibility for last weeks entry.

So tell me, is she tastefully nude? Or just plain trashy?

One for the Ladies. Is he tastefully nude? Or just plain trashy?

Enter your votes in the comments section below.

Doc

Tasetully Nude? The Hasselhoff

Tastefully Nude? Not? What do you think?
Maybe after a few beers at the Hofbrau Haus...