"No Phil, as your Doctor, I can safely say your genital warts are gone.""I don't care what your press credentials say, I'm not speaking into your microphone!"
"So this is how you get the bannister so shiny. I just thought it was pledge!"
"This is not how you dress for a 'Fancy Dress' Ball Dave!"
or whatever you can think of. I came across this photo while searching for Friday's Tastefully Nude and I just knew there had to be a caption contest as well. Give it a go. Best caption wins a sticker book and a new bottle opener/key chain.
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goddamn, I laffed so hard at the "microphone" caption that I damn near fell to the floor with a laughter-induced coughing fit.
ReplyDeleteThe best *I* could think of was along the lines of "careful with that! You could put someone's eye out!!"
less amusing ones were, from the dressed dude: "oh! this must be the new hand lotion dispenser"
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"damnit! those movers were supposed to install the fountain on the LANDING!!"
This photo is pukey in a super creepy way. I'll sit this one out.
ReplyDeleteOh, c'mon, it's not pukey or creepy. It's no doubt a screen capture from 70's gay porno, but like George Carlin say, it's just dick suckin'. "Instead of smoking a pipe, why don't you just go ahead and suck a dick. Nothin' wrong with suckin' dick-- women do it, men do it, it's perfectly natural."
ReplyDeleteGo, George.
it is, however, NOT very tasteful. But porno ain't about TASTE... i mean, AESTHETICS, is it??
ReplyDeleteI think porn is pukey and super creepy, so there you go.
ReplyDeleteIt is from the HBO series "Queer as Folk" according to the web site that had this photo. And yes, porn is creepy, but so are horror movies and they don't seem to have any trouble selling tickets to those either. Please Madame E, reconsider. I was hoping to get at least one goofy comment from you and Genn6. I knew B.O. couldn't pass this one up, but I kind of figured that you would have one real zinger packed away.
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ReplyDeleteOnly because I love you, I’ll try to be a good sport.
“Ya know Bob, when Sister Mary asked us if there’s anything we’d like to donate to the nunnery, I don’t think this is what she had in mind.”
awlright-- who gets the keychain??
ReplyDeletewait, DID "Queer as Folk" feature full frontal male nudity AS WELL AS hard-ons? THIS seems straight (pun!) out of gay porn.
ReplyDeleteI think that Madame E is our big winner. Please stop by any time between 12 and 3, or 9 to midnight. Noble effort B.O., but you have got to hand it to the girl for including a nunnery. That is real classy, and here at SZ, we encourage class.
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