"No Phil, as your Doctor, I can safely say your genital warts are gone."
"I don't care what your press credentials say, I'm not speaking into your microphone!"
"So this is how you get the bannister so shiny. I just thought it was pledge!"
"This is not how you dress for a 'Fancy Dress' Ball Dave!"
or whatever you can think of. I came across this photo while searching for Friday's Tastefully Nude and I just knew there had to be a caption contest as well. Give it a go. Best caption wins a sticker book and a new bottle opener/key chain.