Battle, n. A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yeild to the tongue.
Beauty, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Befriend, v.t. To make an ingrate.
This sour-pussed bastard goes on and on, and I hope to make this a regular feature. Until then, "Don't Battle a Beauty, Befriend them."