I made a "pie crust promise", easily made and easily broken. I can't deliver on my promise of a fifteen minute skit of "War and Peace". I spell English poorly enough, I don't need to tackle Russian. On my best day, I couldn't do better than this:
If you are running short of time, please feel free to skip to seven minutes and twelve seconds in, and watch from there. This is the gist of the story. Just remember: If the quantity drops below once every eight months, look into that.