SOCIAL ZYMURGY: THE CULTURE OF BEER: Chicken Jokes

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders was chasing him!

Why did the duck cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Doc

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Holy CrappersTuesday, August 26, 2008 at 8:41:00 AM EDT
I love your jokes doc !!

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SkylersDadTuesday, August 26, 2008 at 9:58:00 AM EDT
I had not heard that last one before!
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Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" JinglebollocksTuesday, August 26, 2008 at 2:13:00 PM EDT
slow day at the farm, Doc??
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