Polly Pocket. I have a problem with this bitch on so many levels.
First, and my biggest peeve, is the fact that every doll comes with 14 pairs of shoes. These shoes are smaller than an American dime cut in half and I find her footwear in every room of the house.
Second, all of her furniture has sharp edges that are quickly discovered by bare feet.
Third, I defy an adult to try to change her outfit twice in twelve and a half minutes, let alone a child. All of her clothes are made of rubber and when you try to put small arms in sleeves or slim legs in anything but a short skirt, they stick like duct tape to the limbs of the doll and only vasoline could smooth the transition of tennis clothes to cocktail gown.
Fourth, this chumpette has a better line of clothes than I ever will, not to mention they tend to clog the vacuum.
Thank your lucky stars you don't have small girls.
Forgive my rant, but I'm in mid reconstruction of the sweeper and I am in need of a Labatt's.
P.S.- Happy New Year! I know all of my Jewish friends will be having some challah bread today!