Thursday, November 12, 2009

Who's Up For A Little Romance?

The nights are getting longer and the weather has turned cold. It's time to light a fire in the fireplace and snuggle up with that certain someone. Turn the lights down low and as the soft music plays, let the wine warm you on the inside while he/she warms your outside. But are you a little out of practice? A little rusty in the ways of the oldest dance of man?

Then let ol' Doc help you out. Start your turntable and let the needle find it's groove...

The capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!



  1. The circus type music while she is inserting the birth control device always breaks me up!

  2. If she is inclined she can grab his honker - That was great!

  3. I'm sorry, this is so disconnected from reality (mine) to be useless. My wife would have fallen asleep while I stumbled around getting my pants off. Thus making everything else beside the point.


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