Showing posts with label Weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weather. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Five Things You Didn't Know You Needed In a Disaster



The October issue of Popular Mechanics is emblazoned with the title, "Beyond Survival; how to live through any disaster- for a Day, a Month or Forever!" and while the whole issue is chock full of tales of people living through snowstorms, hurricanes, and forest fires, as well as suggestions on how you could too, most of it seemed common sensical to me.

There was one little side-bar article that caught my eye that I would like to share with you, as your continued survival is a topic very near and dear to the heart's of the staff here at Social Zymurgy; the culture of beer, as we can little afford to lose even one of our readers. The article named five unlikely items that you would need in the aftermath of a crisis besides the obvious food, water, first aid kit, fire extinguishers, etc. So to insure your continued good health and your safe return to our little cyber-bar, here is the list:

5. A Good Book- Boredom can be oppressive in a survival situation and you will need something for your mind to do while you wait for FEMA, the Coast Guard, or the search party to get off their collective asses. It will help to keep your spirits up and sometimes that is the difference between life and death.

4. Glow Bracelets- These little glow sticks are great for marking the locations of things in the dark such as where the radio, flashlight, toilet paper or door knobs are, and aren't the fire hazard of candles or a drain on your precious batteries.

3. Contractor Bags- The heavy duty 3-mil plastic bags are great for an instant rain poncho, to use as a water barrier, and are tough enough to handle sharp debris. You can use them to drag heavy objects and they are the ultimate waterproof luggage. While more expensive than regular trash bags, should you find yourself in a bad way, the usefulness of these bags will more than compensate for the extra money and don't be afraid to buy extras.

2. Handheld CB Radio- These are the instant lifeline to the rescue crews, ambulances, and tow trucks that are coming to your aid, and they work when your cell phone doesn't. Buy one that tunes into NOAA weather channels. You'll be glad you did, good buddy.

1. The number one survival tool you didn't know you needed, yep, you guessed it- Beer! When all of the stores are boarded up, your credit cards are worthless and who wants your cash when there is no place to spend it? So what becomes the de facto currency of your post disaster situation? Beer, and lots of it. You want a neighbor to help you clear the fallen trees off of your house, well a case of Bud goes a long way even if it is a little warm. Even people who don't drink can see the value in having beer to barter for what they need, so stock up!

For more information on how protect yourself in a crisis, the editor of Social Zymurgy would point you to these previously published articles:

"What We Do In Case Of An Emergency"

And

"The Flare Gun"

Y'all be careful out there, you hear?
Doc

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A Little Something For Vikkitikkitavi: CARTOONS!

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare." -Voltaire

"The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination." -Voltaire

"To hold a pen is to be at war." -Voltaire

"Well that was a fuck of a storm." -Noah.
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I'm back. I have been away too long, but the horrible storm has given me the chance to get a few things out of the way. I have written a few reviews of new beers I've tried, watched some good movies I'll pass along, and I've penned a few cartoons for Vikkitikkitavi that I promised her days ago.

I'm sure all of my Dear and Gentle Readers are familiar with Vik. (You don't mind if I call you Vik do you?) She is over at Bells On with her finger firmly planted on the pulse of the nations politics. If you haven't been following her writing, you have cheated yourself out some much needed exposure to a razor sharp mind and a biting whit that can cut to the core of truth in today's bullshit. And God bless her for it. We could use many more like her. This young lady has captured the plight we find ourselves in and offered some of the most well reasoned thinking of anyone I know, much like the good Voltaire whose words head this article.

A while back, I posted a few of my silly cartoons and offered to draw one for anyone who asked. She said she would be honored to have one done, and as anyone who knows me, I am a sucker for flattery. So I gave it a go. Here is the first:

This was my first effort and it was undertaken after a long night of reviewing several different domestic beers, so please, forgive a clumsy drunken cartoonist. As a child, I read quite a bit of Kipling, and to this day can recite a few, but “Rikkitikkitavi" isn’t amongst them. I drew the pic from one off the internet and this one was crossing some marshy ground, that is why his back right paw is in the mire. And if anyone can speak well of the state of our mire, it’s Vik.

But it would be wrong of me not to include everyone else into this, so let’s make this a bit of a puzzle. As I am the kind of guy who could never find the sailboat in those stupid “See the Picture Amongst The Dot’s”, let’s make this easy. Find: a skull, a spider, an oil well, a flower, a vine, a gravestone, the number 12, a red hat, a smiley face, grapes and a donkey. Yes, I’m sure you found them all, but how long did it take you?

Next, the cartoon that Vikkitikkitavi later asked for is somewhat flawed too. I explained to her that I don’t draw women well, but she defended herself by saying that she rarely acted like a lady, so that was okay. And while she is known for her truthful and honest opinion, I have to cast a shadow of doubt that she rarely acts like a lady, and if she doesn't, hell, those are the kind of broads I like to hang out with anyway. While she has no pelvis in this picture (as I couldn’t make the chair line up with her body) it isn’t a totally bad effort. But can you find the seven things that are red? Can you find: the axe, the spilled bottle of beer, the number of speakers and drawers to her desk, the red hat, or how many “A’s” were used?

Should you like a cartoon of your own, don’t hesitate to ask, and Vik, it has been a pleasure. Think of it as a small "thank you" from a regular reader.

Cheers,

Doc